WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
first of all i'd like to mention im what you would a stupid american...but i happened to be obsessed with ireland...like...obsessed.
i want to live there.
i wish i had an irish accent and would be all like AYYYYE and say LASS and LADDIE
and i wish i had a pet leprechuan
but i dont.
(and im sorry for sounding like a fucktard and ive just stereotyped ireland.)
okay enough of me freaking out about how this is gunna be all irish and whatnot,
i wanted to say this story sounds awesome and you are simply hilarious and made me die laughing reading this.
so there.
okay ill leave you alone forever now...because ive probably scared you...