lmfao. I just... can't... stop laughing. The last line 'I don't like egnogg' killed me. I'm crying of laughter. Honestly. Real tears. I thought he found out Terrie was somewhat pregnant, lol. (I'm insane, I know.) I loved it, and the whole Pan/Archie thing cracked me up. Holly shit, it;s 12:18 am... oops. Anyways, awesome chapter, I loved it. And the age thing/homo/cake, priceless. So, UPDATE SOON!!!!