Aha fonny stuff man! Seriously, this has been the shittest day of, like, EVER and this totally made up for all the crap I've had to deal with. Thanks so much for updating and helping me retain my faith in humanity.
"Well, fuck reason. It always comes back and bites you in the ass." Love that so much I'm putting it on my facebook page.
So yeah, fabulously funny as always. You have such talent! And update soon!