Brilliant, you made my eyeliner run with laughter. You sir, are a genius! Love your writing, you should do more stories!
Author's response
When I read 'sir', I kind of looked around like: "Who are they talking to?"
And then I realized that you meant me. I feel all dignified and shiz.
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Or, you know, up until I wrote shiz.
Thanks for the review!
- Ben