Goddamn it Rachel! This is EXACTLY why I didn't want to read this until it was done because the groan I just made shook the whole goddamn house!
The last time I threw a temper tantrum I did the same thing with the shampoo bottles, I took all the shower gel, mouse, hair gel, nail polish, anything liquidy really, and poured it onto the bathroom rug, it felt good and yet retarded at the same time. Like a mixture of "HA! I made a mess!" with "HA! You can't was your hair until you buy more! Nan nan na boo boo sucks to be yoooooooou!"
I want to string Mikey up from his neck. He needs to get his own goddamn pet and do with them what he pleases and calm his tits with the whole Frank thing. I have visions of Mikey pushing Gerard's buttons a little to much and Gee taking a machete to his neck....."You think I'm soft now Mikey?! Do you?!!".......okay, maybe a little less gay than that, but you get the idea.
Fuck me I want more.
GODDAMN YOU RACHEL AND YOUR GIFT OF WRITING!!!!!!!!
Author's response
Hahahaha Andrea I love you so much XD I have never done the pouring of toiletries onto the floor thing, but God I can imagine it would be so much fun xD
I think if Gee did take a machete to Mikey's neck then it would be very VERY gay. Gerard is a queen. I don't care if he's in the mafia, he's still a queen.
Fear not, more shall be given!
... Eventually :')
xo