Someone catch her and put her in the hospital - see how she likes it. Bitch.
I really, really, really hope he's going to be alright. Although, obviously not as much as you. Tell him we're sending some popcorn-happy, sugar-crazy, rainbow-spitting, jellyfish-quivering pixies to look after him :D
And possibly a tap dancing squid.
You take care of yourself too, okay? I would imagine he needs you, like you need him.
I hope you'll both be okay :3