That's wonderful! (I really hope I didn't say something absolutley fucking stupid in my last review if you showed it to him.. shit.)
YAY YAY YAY BEN IS ALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIVE!! (I think you know that. Oh well. I'm happy. You're happy. We're all happy ninjas in court going after that lady with shuriken.)
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!! (Sorry, sorry. Got a bit carried away. But who would I be if I didn't get carried away?)
I'm so happy you guys are a-okay! (I don't get that phrase...)I'm glad my late night thoughts of NO BE OKAY BE OKAY OH DEAR SNAKE IN THE CAGE BE OKAY! (I talk to my snake when I freak out sometimes.... Yeah. My snake probably knows me better than my parents...)
BUT FUCK YES YOU'RE ALL OKAY AND HAPPY (well, I kind of assume everyone's happy. I know you're happy. I think Ben's happy. So.. assumption is correct?) Fuck I'm so glad you're both okay. I seriously fucking love you guys. (Someday Canada is going to be invaded by this particular lover...) YAY YAY YAY THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION! (Puts on fancy heels [no shit I'm actually wearing my fancy heels right now. They cure me of writer's block and I have a severe case.] and dances around. Falls over after realizing you CAN'T DANCE IN FANCY PLATFORMED HEELS. Jeez... I'll go get the Pinata. Yay... Gerard and Frank Pinata's, everyone... Yay! If I could mail you a cake... Well, I wouldn't mail you a cake, because that's gross and probably illegal and I don't have your address... Shit. So man flaws but YAY you're okay! SOMEBODY MAKE A CAKE FOR ME, YEAH? Green frosting... With brown border. Brown for Ben's hair and green... I just realized how creepy I sound. Eh. Whatever. Creepiness is a specialty of mine.)
So... Yeah. My keyboard is being bitchy (UUUUUGH. I love pressing the keys [fetishes, fetishes {JK}] but it's connection is a fail.) so this is shorter than usual (Not actually short compared to the average review...) , but I hope it gets through THAT I LOVE YOU AND YOU INSPIRE SOME OF THE FRERARD BABIES (That I've kind of disowned... Don't write for MCR anymore....)
AHHHH BEN (AND THE FRERAD BABIES) ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!