This was both hilarious, sad, and impossibly cute. "I'm not teaching you to suck, Kid." Was probably the funniest thing I've heard all day. I really wish that I had lessons like this, but I guess that I'll just have to settle for your amazing writing to pass the time XD
OXO
Author's response
Thank you very much! I would kill to have lessons like that, especially from the likes of Gabe Saporta and Mikey Way.
Thanks for taking the time to review! :D