LMAO @ Patwick knocking the cheerleaders over. I've dreamt of that, like having soldiers lined up and just destroying them all, LOL.
Ahh, they're not that bad....right.
Great writing, I'l totally totally hooked.
Author's response
i secretly did a happy dance when i wrote that
sorry if any of you are cheerleaders, but i tend to loathe them
and i'm glad your hooked, keep reading