Haha. I don't particularly hate the song. To be honest, I used to love it. XD Hi Sam. Have nice oral sex! XD xx
Author's response
Sam: I will!
No you fucking well won't. Andy and Fin are allowed, they're engaged. Brendon and Zackie are, they've grown up and now delight in food sex.
Sam: ....
Shut up, Samuel. I am speaking. You and Tommy met, like, yesterday.
Sam: Pffft.
Brendon: Yeah. You met yesterday, Zackie and I met... ah fuck... ages ago.
Exactly. Brendon, stop swearing.