Pssssst. Want some drugs?
They're called GTFO.
You leave these people alone. They're amazing authors, better than you could EVER hope to be. Fuck off, mate. Go troll the Erotica section.
-Claire 'I Am Not Fucking Amused'.
PS- Jacks_Demons and I are doing a collaboration. So ha. Might as well put me on that list now.