YOU FUCKING SCARED ME!
I would hate you right now but I can't. It's impossible to hate anyone here.
Jeff: I was about to hunt you down Claire!
Dear God, that would have been bad.
Jeff: Now that I know it's a prank, I shall slap Jazzy!
Wait...no! gets slapped OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Jeff: For making me read this. I almost cried!