WOWZA! I don't think you'll ever get around to reading this considering all the other reviews, but I really like this. Everyone could totally use this when writing a story.
I know these guidelines are pretty much what I always use when writing a story. Haha I was actually considering making one of these on "how to avoid making a Mary Sue," another of my pet peeves.
I particularly loved the part in this about the paragraphing. It really is like trying to read the code in the Matrix. It's like...word barf all over my screen haha.
Well, thank you again for this. It's very helpful to everyone on here. :P