NO. PATRICK.
PATRICK MOTHERFUCKING STUMP.
HE IS THE REASON EVERYTHING GOOD EXSISTS.
HE IS THE KIND OF GUY WHO SAVES KITTENS AND GIVES THEM TO OLD LADIES BEFORE WALKING THEM ACROSS THE STREET.
FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD.
PICK. HIM.
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