This is a cross between Ice Age (when Sid had his follower sloths) and Harry Potter (because Voldemort and his unicorn-killing ways)... At least that's how I saw it :D So what exactly are you implying here?
I loved this, though :D As random as it was, it was brilliant.
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OMG YOU LIKED IT AIDJGNSZIDB
Dude I like ALL OF YOUR STORIES. ALL. So you saying that means a lot!!!!!
And interesting take on it. I definitely did not see an Ice Age/HP crossover.... (this is like when my English teacher last year asked us "okay what is the significance of the fact that the wheelbarrow is red?" and my friend said "what if the author just wanted to make it red" and my teacher was like "no silly there's a meaning behind everything." I did not go that deep with this.
Really, I did it because of this interview
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=EWvtLbnVR6Y
At about 5:30