I can't... I'm telling them to calm down, but they just won't! XD :O A new boy started in my school today by the way, and within the first few seconds I think I made him change his mind about coming here. Apparently shouting your name really loud while waving your arms around isn't the right etiquette on greeting someone... :S xx
Author's response
What? That TOTALLY is the right etiquette! How else will people know about your existence? How will they ever bask in the glory that is your greatness if they don't even know you're alive? Perhaps you weren't loud enough? Ah, well, we all learn from our mistakes. Next time, add some song and dance, that should leave a lasting impression. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I think I've had a friend once, so I'm kind of an expert.