Holy freaking metaphor.
This was funny, and though it came off as light it was still really dark.
Awesome.
But seriously, Mikey shouldn't stab rumors, unicorns, or the hearts of fangirls. Haha. :P
Author's response
Yeah, in retrospect, it is kinda dark....
Awesomesauce.
And I agree with you wholeheartedly. Mikey, stabbing is wrong.
Derrrrr thanks for reviewing! God, I'm such a huge fan of your writing (but.... you probably know that.... -facepalm-) and when you review any of my stuff it means a whole lot to me. Thank you. :)