Yeah that does sound weird. Like, dude. Like, ask her out yourself. Like. YES YES YOU SHOULD. Get this big binder and fill it with everything Bob-related and tell him it's your shrine to his eternal hotness!
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Then, I'd probably take out the binder thinking it's my class binder, open it, and everyone will know my secret XD
The guy who has a crush on me really can't find out about Bob.
His friend that always tells the guy to ask me out will probably start dissing Bob/ making fun of me to make his friend feel better.
"You like white guys LOL" "He's so ugly!" "You're so obsessed! " "Eww look at that! Hus lip ring is awful!"
I'd have to smack him.
WON'T FIND OUT
HE WON'T FIND OUT
WON'T FIND OUT
HE WON'T FIND OUT
WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT I HOPE HE IS GENTLEMAN
AND MAYBE HE WON'T FIND OUT WHAT I KNOW
YOU WERE THE LAST GOOD THING ABOUT THIS PART OF TOWN