Ohmygosh the part about Ray's balls was so fricken' funny! :D When you started crying I felt really bad but then you said something about not being a sperm that made it and then I just exploded. X3
I'm sorry you're mom had to call the popo. Guess what? I freaked out at my mom about not taking pills (like literally screaming at the top of my lungs .__.) and she started to call 911 and have the ambulance take me back to the hospital. You and your family are not in it alone!!
By the way, I hope to inherit my dad's sassy-ness. :) Herrherrherpderp.
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Haha. I'm glad you found it funny! XD I hate taking pills too. I don't want to take it, Christ. I'd rather be depressed then not me, you know? And yeah, my sister's just a bitch. She stabbed me with a fork once. I've still got the scar. D: And, you will. It's in your DNA. Haha. XD xx