I mean't Miranda but now that I'm not drunk justkiddingwhywouldIdothat-coughcough- YOU'RE PREGGO TOO! :D
The moon is out, the sky is clear and starry. Two girls sit by the lake listening to Bieber's 'Baby'. . . They hold each others hands, one holding a bouquet of roses, the other quickly putting on lemon-flavored chapstick. She stares into the other's lusty eyes. "You ready, babe?" she murmurs. The other grins and pulls out a carrot. "Hun, Imma rock yo sexy body." She launches herself onto her lover's body and the fire goes out, blocking everything except the weird moans coming from the girls. . .
HAHAHAHAHAHAH YEP. What's Sam gonna say? THIS TIME YOU CAME ONTO ME!!! >:D
Author's response
Carrot? Kinky.
NUH UH
SAM SHE CAME ONTO ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I FEEL SO DIRY