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Sam, imagine this scenario.

Me: -walks in hallway, searching for M-
-finds M in passing-
-pulls M aside-
Hey M.
M: omg wtf Miranda wat r u doin u creep
Me: there's this awesome girl named Sam who lives in Alberta and plays bass and she loves you
M: how does she know about me?
Me: -realizes my mistake and runs away-

Yeah. Trying not to be a stalker, here. I would say his name so you can internet stalk him but that could be potentially bad. Just bad.