Guh. I mourn the fact that I am currently out of rating points, as this (and its companion piece) deserves a "hot" like nobody's business.
Your Yuber is so intense, dangerous and compelling as a flame. Mmmnngh. Lick him.
Author's response
^__^ Thanks. I am sort of proud of these little AU crackfests, and I think that the AU designation nets them less love than they deserve. They are yet more of my guilty pleasures. :)