Hey I don't know you but, well, like that's gonna stop me from asking you hard hitting questions. This is the Internet and there is no stranger danger here.
1. What is your opinion on the current foreign policies of Uganda?
2. On a scale from 9 to 44 how delicious do you think potatoes are, with 9 being pretty good and 44 being practically orgasmic?
3. Would you rather eat the brains of a chimpanzee or the testicles of a giraffe? (Note: you can use ketchup, which makes it less disgusting I think.)
4. Quick! You have to choose ONE website you can go on for the rest of your life! You can not go to any other websites. Ever. Except for that one which you will not choose.
That wasn't even a question what am I doing with my time.