"Shit is going to hit the fan" you say... Yes, I can't wait until all the feces scatter around the room in a messy yet delightful rain of human waste.
In all honesty, this is one of my favorite fics I've ever read :D And I really do want the secret to uncover and I want there to be a crapload of drama and I want Gerard to go completely apeshit and beat the crap out of Frank. Then I want them to make up and I want Frank and Brittany to get everyone's blessing and I want them to marry and have many children.
Oh it's also really super cute how Frank just randomly thought of "teaching her guitar". I see what you did there, Frank. You just want her on your lap so you can push your penis against her butt.
I also love that it's not just Frank who is so into the whole physical aspect of their, well, relationship. It actually kind of seems like Brittany is at times the hornier one. Is hornier a word? Ah, my point is that usually in fics the guy the is the crazy sex addict and the girl is the one who keeps her cool. That's not to say that Frank doesn't want to tap that... I just appreciate the fact that they're both as into it. If that makes any sense. Am I overanalyzing shit again? I do that sometimes.
This is a really long review. I am so bored.
Good chapter! Update soon. If you don't, I will find out your address and subscribe you to embarassing magazines.
Author's response
Oh my gosh! I cannot even begin to tell you how much I love you right now! This was just hilarious!
I'm really glad that you like it.
Warning heard and taken note of. I'll try my best to update asap!
P.S. Who says I'm not already subscribed to those embarrassing magazines. They're my dirty little pleasures... lmao! I'm swear I''m just joking!