God, that pixied_secrets girl is everywhere. But you´re right, I should have checked this story out days ago because it´s plain AH-some! Why?
1.) Banter on accents. That´s gold for your average language-geek (= me).
2.) Snappy comebacks. Garfield would probably want to be friends with you.
3.) I-narrator´s overall tone. Very entertaining.
It´s going on my fav list.