The party continued to go well for a few hours. Couples talked and danced, the band discussed where they were going with their career, and Brittany and Frank continued ignoring each other.
Gerard was smiling and chatting with his girlfriend when he heard a whisper from the bushes.
"Psst.... Gerard...."
He excused himself from the conversation and walked hesitantly towards the shrub. "Yeah....?"
A hand reached out suddenly and pulled him inside. No one saw, no one heard him squeal.
Inside the bush, a young girl was quick to explain. "I'm Miranda, from an alternate dimension. I've been observing your story and I'm here to tell you that your hunch is correct, your best friend and sister are totally hot for each other and have been having sex."
Gerard absorbed this. Then he stormed out of the bush. Miranda slowly smiled.
"Frank! Have you been fucking my little sister?"
Frank's face grew white, and he clutched his beer tightly. He giggled nervously. "What the hell, man? That's bullshit."
Brittany ran over and nodded, wide eyed. "That's completely unreasonable!" Then Kasey stood up.
"Brittany, you said you were done lying. It's true!" Everyone gasped. "They have sex!"
The Way brothers tackled Frank. Brittany dragged her boyfriend out and as her brothers got up, confused, she and Frank broke a run for it and rode a majestic unicorn into the sunset. "Sayonara, motherfuckers!" They screamed.
"That's my unicorn!" Mikey yelled angrily.
Author's response
lmfao! I absolutely loved this! You are my hero!