That is possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard of being stolen. (That sentence sounded stupid, but I'm not fixing it.)
Who the fuck would do that?
Did he need one for decorating his house? lol
Wow. Some people are dumb.
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I don't know. It was funny. And no one even caught him, which was the funniest part. No one found the urinal or caught him.