Coke zero turns him on so now he's horny.
Mikey: Kisses my shoulder I love you so much
Author's response
Been there.
Flashback:
Bob: Hey -sex eyes-
Me: Oh gosh no.
Bob: What you're wearing is so sexy
Me: -looks down - DAMN I'M WEARING SLIPPERS
Bob: Mmmmsohawt
Me: GOD DAMNIT