Ummm... Hi.
I know you haven't adopted me or anything, but I was just going to say that I have read some of your work, and some of the wprk of many of your adopted children. You have a very talented family.
I have also read some things in the 'humor' catagory, and this family comes up a lot. You are kind of a bit famous... ish..
Ou are lucky to have so many people who care about you even though you have never really met any of them face to face. I wish more people could have that privelige.