MIKEY....
HE...UM.... THAT MAY OR MAY HAVE NOT BEEN PART OF YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
DON'T TELL HIM YOU KNOW.
DAMMIT, WHY CAN'T I KEEP MY PAPERS TO MYSELF?!
Author's response
-Staring at picture wide eyed with mouth open-
He looks beautiful...
-Puts picture down-
I did not just see Mikey's naked butt.
What else you got????
-Looks at picture-
...I'm not even gonna ask what you and poison are doing there