OH FUCK IT ALL.
MIKEY, SHE'S SEEN YOU NAKED, I'M SORRY, BUT SHE FOUND THE PICTURES.
-flails arms-
POISON, I'M A SUPER VIRGIN.
Author's response
Squeals
Mikey raises an eyebrow
So you've seen me naked before christmas?
That puts you straight on the naughty list.
Winks
Me: Oh...