Ach, and again, Crystal can indulge in Bowie. Me and my stupid yap, if I just hadn´t brought him up at all... Oh well, you did it with the intention of pleasing me (from what I can tell from your reply to my review) so you´re supercoolnumberone for that. :) BY THE WAY, I´m also a person you can bribe with money. wink wink Blah.
To your story now: The fact that Chris is just pretending to be interested in Cheese (I´m always overusing my own silly jokes, so don´t mind me) should make this story drama-filled which is usually a very much appreciated adjective with us ficwad FOB plonkers. Way to go.
Maybe love can´t safe you but an asshole Chris definitely improves everyone´s story. ;)