Damn you for your perfection. This was so wonderfully, horribly beautiful and holyfuckingshit do I love you. Seriously, I keep thinking that your stories are good and then you write hilarious shit like this and I just can't even handle how much I like your writing. This was so funny, and that teacher guy was so funny and Frank was perfect and Mikey was great and from what I've read so far, Gerard is going to be really sweet as well. When Frank wa listing out adjectives about Gerard, I just about dropped my shit. I can't wait for the rest of this story, and your other stories and new stories and you are so wonderful.
Also, I hope you Christmas is lovely and very merry!!