This is bloody brilliant, i can't believe your genius! i'm literally just sitting here like peeing myself it's so great (strange thing is, i was just like Frank when I was little so this is quite weird for me)
it is the most bizarre and wonderful thing i am blessed for it to be in my life! Hay Zeus!
Author's response
Ruddy thank you!
When I was little I used to repeatedly run away whilst in foreign countries and it was really good for my parents and we always had a lovely time on holiday.