OH GOD.
TRUE STORY TIME.
When I was about 8, I went through my parents closet, and accidentally found condoms. A whip, And, lube...
I thought they were balloons, so I opened them and blew them up...
I ran around the house with them taped to me, squirted my sister with the lube, while smacking her with the whip...
I thought I was a lion tamer...
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I HAVE TO GO NOW