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Oh dear, I hope Brittany can get off her low horse and start acting like a nice person so Frankie won't dump her.
See what I did there?
Low horse.
Because it's usually high horse but since she's riding Frank, who is rather short, it's low horse... Omg. I'm just as unfunny in 2013 as I was in 2012 (which reminds me, my new years' melted tin looked like a cross, which probably means I'll go insane and find god... Of course, it also looked like a penis which could mean lots of penises this year. Who knows?)

In case you remember me: Sorry I haven't reviewed in a while, but I can assure you, I've been here. I'll always be creeping around you, and I'll never leave you alone. HAH. Well, this chapter and the previous ones were excellent.

I can't make my mind about Brittany. I sort of relate to her, yet I'm aware that she's a humongous bitch, but at the same time... I like her. She's one of those bitches that knows what she wants and will fuck up all the other bitches just to get that. I respect that. But I sure hope Frank won't get his heartall achy breaky in this deal, you know?

Also, I didn't see a condom mentioned anywhere! Sex diseases, children. They rot off your dicks and then they'll attract flies. Do you want a swarm of flies flying around your crotch? Didn't think so.

Ahh, gosh darn it. No more hate sex. Oh well, I'm sure they'll fight plenty. Couples like them, they always do. So I'm sure there'll be more than enough of angry humping in the future.

I'm sure I had something else to say but I've forgotten all of it.

BYE.