TUMBLR
THAT GIRL IS ME
Sometimes, I literally cannot get off tumblr. Oh my god, I love and hate that website.
This is accurate. Accuracy beyond accuracy.
It's not just for gays anymore! Fuck yes. -cries-
Fanfiction.net is adorable. Idk man. He just is.
I'm on vacation with very limited wifi. I'm dying, bro. Dying.
This was an awesome chapter, please update again soon!
Author's response
Oh, Tumblr. You condescending shipper you. Tumblr's actually more of a bitch than this in canon, but I'm going more into Tumblr-has-character next chapter. I'm pairing Tumblr/Pottermore as Patron players. It could totally work.
Homestuck General is obsessed with Neil Patrick Harris. It's canon. It's fun to write. Expect many more Bro Code citations, (for the record, the Sister thing is in the Bro code) as well as musical quotes. Expect a hellacious amount of mood-swings and come ons, too. I made HSG too nice in this, so he's going to be a dick in the coming chapters.
Fanfiction.net is a tool. He's so dumb. He's self-centered, vapid, clueless, and he doesn't actually care about his friends as much as he should. His friends are great. Moron doesn't appreciate them.
But I love the little idiot. I love them all equally.
FFN is hilarious because he's just so clueless. You caught the teasing about snakebite piercings, right? FFN doesn't clue in so easily.
Don't die! I need your reviews! Thank you so much, this chapter was such a bitch to write. It took me six drafts. ARRRGUGUGHUHFUAHSDF.