Dang she still broke her arm, that sucks chocolate salty balls.
I think you broke your own record for footnotes - you're such a dork!! We weren't even trying to compete and you still did it. WAHAHAHAHA! (",)
Crystal, can you please try and stop being so intelligent with your reviews because I'm starting to look a retard with a speech impendiment, honestly. can you lower the intelligence just a little so we can tune into the same wave length??????
My favourite part in this chapter was her spelling correction of graffiti, where do you get these ideas from, do you like, pluck them out your amazing head of curls, do they just give birth in your hair and fall onto your keyboard or something? I dunno.
Move this story along already, and to inspire, I attach a load of my favourite Patrick names:
* Hatrick
The Hat Wearing One
Leprechaun
Stump Up The Volume
Patwicker Hat
Hump The Stump
Dork with the Sideburns
Hot Sexy Biscuit
StumpMuffin
Sex*
Author's response
Thanks for pointing that out because, OF COURSE, Sheena´s broken arm in both universes will lead to a MAJOR change in the band. ;) Yeah, what can I say? I just love footnotes (unless people put them at the very end of a book, in that case they´re just a pain in the arse). girlish giggle replaced by victorious DoJ laughter (I still need to practice this.) Sometimes I think Crystal is being too smart for her own good (because I feel tempted to club people that are obviously smarter than me)... then again, she talks out of her ass and comes up with strange (31) ideas like DoJ. ;) You just gotta love her. The correction of graffiti came to me when I was riding on the bus through Vienna and saw a misspelled (German) graffiti on one of the houses. I wished I could have corrected it. ;) For some reason I can´t stand the word "leprechaun", the rest of your list loooks very DoJ-y to me though. Sheena would like to have some of the very last item in your list. Like REGULAR one. Just not with a leprechaun.