"About a week or so. It should slowly get better. Until then, don't wear your favorite pair of jeans." I rolled my eyes. You shouldn't have told him about Pete's stomach pyrotechnics.
All I'm going to do , is calmly go down to the bottom of page, and give you a 'Funny' rating.
I'm being very careful not to move because you have placed my bladder in a very very fragile position of involuntary urination at any moment.
I'm now going to step away from this story, very gently, and relieve myself...... or the urine....
Night night!
Author's response
I'm glad you enjoyed it. :) My condolences to your bladder, though.