Oh gawd. XD
I don't want him to have my ass.
GAH DX
HE LOOKS LIKE A BULLDOG! A FUCKING UGLY BULLDOG. HE'S NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE.
My ass is flat. I have no ass. He can't want my ass if I don't have one.
Author's response
PET HIM
GIVE THE GUY A TREAT
OMFG...........
THROW THE GUY A BONE
XD
EHHHH
EHHHHHHHHH