Compared to mine, you sound extremely high-pitched.
MY FRIEND'S PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS A BOY WHEN THEY FIRST MET ME
AND I HAD MY HAIR DOWN
AND IT USED TO GO TO MY WAIST
AND BECAUSE I'M REALLY SKINNY
MY BOOBS LOOK HUGE
AND I WAS ALL LIKE
'ARE YOU SERIOUS?!'
Author's response
OMFG
SHE WAAS LIKE "Your son gets attended there."
OMFG XD