Aw, You gotta feel sorry for them both. In a reality in my mind were I imagine this is real my heart aches for them, Bert don't hate 'im. SHOW YOUR LOVE! Also you can't help but hurt for Gerard too, he's getting all this shit from a secretly loving Bert when he probably likes him all the same.
Anyhow SUBTEXT! (The code word for when me and my friend talk about graphic fics in school so others have no idea what we're talking about if they are being nosy gits.) Yeah, it's pretty funny. Ah... Good times hehehe.