FicWad

Oh my GOSH I LOVE SNAILS. Last summer, right, I was walking home from work, and I saw this snail on the road, and it was just slowly slugging away from this other snail's DEAD CORPSE! I mean that was a really sad sight. I like to think that they were like little tiny snail lovers but then the other one died tragically and I just happened to stumble upon the most horrific scene where he abandoned his lover so that he wouldn't die, too. I took a photo of him but it's too sad.

By the way, hello. I won't tell you my name, not that it matters, you couldn't pronounce it anyway. Okay fine, I'll give you a hint! It starts with an S. I'm almost 20, which makes me cry, and I live in Finland and I have a dog, too. She's one fat puppy.
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