-gets in your face and breathes heavily- HI!
-gets out of your face- Sorry about that. I'm Jasmine but I like to be called Jazzy. I am the bisexual hobo that lives across the street with a piece of toast named Toastie (who is my pet.)
It's nice to meet you, internet meet you that is ;) Lawl!
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-grins and bites your nose- HI, JAZZY.
I like you already. Just because if your nickname.
And your randomness.
You should be my squishy.
Nice to meet you, squishy Jazzy.