OMFG I LOVE THIS FRERARD I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT BOB :fave part
"“Holy Catfish Crap!” Bob yelled suddenly, jumping to his feet in horror. He pointed an accusing, shaking hand at his Happy Meal. “What fresh hell is this? They’re poisoning us, poisoning us with goddamned beautiful little fries! DIE, YOU BRAINWASHING MEAL OF PLASTIC! DIE!” Bob roared, before violently dismantling his Happy Meal and throwing it at the floor. He took one disgusted look at the spotty, scared looking cashier and the silent restaurant before shoving his middle finger up at the remains of his disemboweled meal and storming from the café."
UPDATE SOOOOOOON PWITTY PWEASE WITH A SPARKLY HOMOSEXUAL CHERRY ON TOP