Gerard: Hey baby, you back just in tiiiime! She's about to get in on with Shake-a-speare! He found out she's a girl.
Mikey: Shut UP!
Gerard: [turns around with the camera pointing at Mikey] Yeah I got you! I got you on camera! You on candid camera now! You ain't know 'dat!
Gerard: [her cell phones rings and everyone groans as they know what is going to happen] Hello? Hey girl! Ah, I'm in the movies! Uh-huh, yeah Shake-a-speare in love! Ohh-ohh! You lying! You lying!
Gerard: For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap!
Ray: Shut up!
Gerard: [to her friend on the phone] Hold on...
[to the audience of the movie theater]
Gerard: I don't know why ya'll is acting like this! My girlfriend already saw the movie and she says they don't even stay together in the end!
Author's response
What... the... fuck?