WHY.
WHY THE UTTER FUCK CAN'T I WRITE LIKE THIS.
OH MOTHER OF JESUS.
Author's response
Oh my goodness. I'm smiling so incredibly wide right now. You're one of my favourite authors here. I loved the first chapter of Across the Night. I would review but I'm kind of shy, and I only made my account today. Wow. You liked it. You. Ash. Wow.