This amuses me. I'm glad you're trying to lighten up the poetry section a little bit, that's really cool of you.
If you do kill off your heroes I will cut a bitch, so please don't.
Anyway yeah I really liked this. ^-^
Author's response
HOW CAN YOU KILL ME.
WHEN THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD.
Nah, Miranda, chill. I'm planning Megamistake 2 and 3 already. But I can always replace old/dead characters with new ones, right?