How did the conversation even arrive here omg
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From Abstinence
I HAVE TO GO EAT
SORRY GUYS
I LOVE YOU ALL
DON'T TOUCH YOURSELVES
TOUCH PENCILS
DON'T HAVE SEX
HAVE CAKE
DON'T GET INTO FIGHTS
GET INTO MUESEUMS
DON'T HIT PEOPLE
HIT PILLOWS
DON'T SCREAM AT PEOPLE
SCREAM AT PAPER
DON'T BE PROMISCUOUS
BE HAPPY
DON'T LICK PENISES
LICK ICE CREAM CONES
THOSE ARE MY WORDS OF WISDOM
LOVE YOU ALL