I'm pretty sure no matter how you die, your bowels... Well... Empty. Because you no longer have control of your muscles, so they won't keep that stuff in anymore :D Anyway, that's what I've heard.
My only plan for tonight is to sit here and wait for Doctor Who to start. I have a bag of popcorn ready to be popped, a jar of Nutella to use as dip, and a bottle of water cooling in the fridge. Let the games begin!
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my 8 year old cousin used to be obsessed with Doctor Who, awh.